Will George – would you rather

July 12th, 2010 by matthew

Instead of doing the same old questions (why do you dk? why do you breathe and so on) we here at the lackey project hit Californian Will George with a few “would you rather” questions…Rather pointless really, but gave me a reason to run his crazy backside pit below.

See everything in slow motion OR see everything move at double speed?
Double speed. The faster you go the slower everything around you gets. Give me speed.

Speak for only one minute a day OR stand for one minute each day?
Stand for one minute a day. I can go with out talking. I’ve got to roll man I’ve got to move around.

Have a red blinking light in the lower corner of your vision OR have a constant pinging in your ear?
These are fucked questions Lackey how about a bullet to the head? Shit I guess the blinking red light. I could wear a pirate patch over the red eye. The ringing in my ear would drive me to a mental institution.
Be Kelly Slater OR Paul Roach
Roach. I don’t know Slater but he seems like a real boring dude. Having a boring personality is pretty shit it doesn’t matter who you are!